50 Things you would never know if it weren't for TV! Tee! Hee! Hee! 1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear, preferably carrying candles which will be blown out by the slightest draft. 2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 3. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist … [Read more...]
How Much Room Can One Small Dog Take?
May 17, 2010 by
How Much Room Can One Small Dog Take? I wasn't really looking to adopt a new dog. But the search to adopt the perfect cat for my 18-year-old daughter had weakened my resistance and before I knew it I was reading the rescue boards again, this time looking for a dog. Perhaps it was the loss of our 16-year-old Silky Terrier or perhaps it was the fact that my last and youngest child was moving out to her first apartment. Perhaps it was a middle age crisis or the realization that the title Senior … [Read more...]
Frog Jumping Day! – May 13
May 13, 2010 by
Hey, it's Frog Jumping Day! May 13, 2010 So hop out with your CHILDREN/friends/ loved ones and have a fun-filled time. CARDS for FUN: http://www.123greetings.com/events/frog_jumping_day/frog22.html … [Read more...]
Star Wars Day – May 4 Tee! Hee! Hee!
May 4, 2010 by
May 4 May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of a pun on the similarity between "May the 4th be with you" and "May the Force be with you ", a phrase often spoken in the Star Wars movies. Despite efforts to start a Jedi Church with 4 May as its Star Wars Day, as of 4 May 2009 there is no religion-supporting organization that promotes 4 May as Star Wars Day. The joke is recorded in the UK parliament's Hansard. In 2005 German news TV channel N24 interviewed George Lucas and asked him … [Read more...]
The King's Daughter – Tee! Hee! Hee!
April 29, 2010 by
The King's Daughter Once upon a time there lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired "What could he do to help his daughter?" He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in … [Read more...]
The King’s Daughter – Tee! Hee! Hee!
April 29, 2010 by
The King's Daughter Once upon a time there lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired "What could he do to help his daughter?" He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in … [Read more...]
Tee! Hee! Hee! – UGH!
April 24, 2010 by
A funny little antic. This weekend we had a wedding to go to. It was very formal and I was looking at my jewelry to figure out what to wear. I usually wear this beautiful "rhr" that my "bf" gave me for my birthday two years ago, but the ring is blue and my dress is red so it didn't match. I have this beautiful diamond ring that was passed down to me by my paternal grandmother. I don't know the dimensions, but it looks like a daisy -- one bigger stone in the middle and smaller stones … [Read more...]
Extra Effort Award – Tee! Hee! Hee!
April 21, 2010 by
Extra Effort Award I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this … [Read more...]
NATIONAL "Eggs Benedict" Day – Get Cracking….
April 16, 2010 by
What is World Egg Day? ...Benedict Style! World Egg Day is a unique opportunity to help raise awareness of the benefits of eggs and is celebrated in countries all around the world. World Egg Day was established at the IEC Vienna 1996 conference when it was decided to celebrate World Egg Day on the second Friday in October each year. But, Eggs Benedict was graced with the date APRIL 16. Enjoy! For centuries, eggs have played a major role in feeding families around the globe. They … [Read more...]
NATIONAL “Eggs Benedict” Day – Get Cracking….
April 16, 2010 by
What is World Egg Day? ...Benedict Style! World Egg Day is a unique opportunity to help raise awareness of the benefits of eggs and is celebrated in countries all around the world. World Egg Day was established at the IEC Vienna 1996 conference when it was decided to celebrate World Egg Day on the second Friday in October each year. But, Eggs Benedict was graced with the date APRIL 16. Enjoy! For centuries, eggs have played a major role in feeding families around the globe. They … [Read more...]
INT'L. " Moment of Laughter Day "- APRIL 13
April 13, 2010 by
INTERNATIONAL MOMENT OF LAUGHTER DAY April 13 ....CREATE a Reason to LAUGH! ...find a Moment! Tee! Hee! Hee! … [Read more...]
INT’L. ” Moment of Laughter Day “- APRIL 13
April 13, 2010 by
INTERNATIONAL MOMENT OF LAUGHTER DAY April 13 ....CREATE a Reason to LAUGH! ...find a Moment! Tee! Hee! Hee! … [Read more...]
Lighten Up…! Tee! Hee! Hee!
April 10, 2010 by
President Bush made his State of the Union address in January 2007, in which he declared the war in Iraq to be a 'minor incident which has been over-reported in the media'. He specifically asked Iraqis to 'lighten up' and said that they'd never had it so good. "Now Saddam has gone, there is nothing for Iraqis to fear. Even the 'constant fear of being killed' is significantly less than it was a few years ago." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "...is this a Message that Our World needs more … [Read more...]
International "No Housework" Day – APRIL 7
April 7, 2010 by
April 7th No Housework Day is your chance to do anything, except housework.... Better still, have someone else do the chores for a day! Housework is a daily, seemingly endless and repetitive groups of tasks. It often goes unrecognized and worst of all..... taken for granted. But, watch out! If the dishes aren't done, or there's no clean towels, somebody takes note. There's two ways to celebrate this day: If you normally do the housework around the house, cease and desist for this … [Read more...]
