April 7th No Housework Day is your chance to do anything, except housework.... Better still, have someone else do the chores for a day! Housework is a daily, seemingly endless and repetitive groups of tasks. It often goes unrecognized and worst of all..... taken for granted. But, watch out! If the dishes aren't done, or there's no clean towels, somebody takes note. There's two ways to celebrate this day: If you normally do the housework around the house, cease and desist for this … [Read more...]
The Funeral Notice… Tee! Hee! Hee!
March 31, 2010 by
The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. ... A Woman on the other end asked.... "How much do funeral notices cost?" Operator responds, "$5.00 per word, Ma'am," Woman says, "Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?" Operator says, "Yes, Ma'am." Woman says, "OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'" Operator says, "I'm sorry, Ma'am. I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum." "Hmmph," Woman replies, "You certainly did forget to tell me that." A moment … [Read more...]
Never Under-estimate a Lady…! Tee! Hee! Hee!
March 29, 2010 by
One evening early in 1858, Melanie Robert, daughter of a small farmer, near Corbeil, was proceeding to Essonnes, when a man armed with a stout stick suddenly presented himself, and summoned her to give up her money. Pretending to be greatly alarmed, she hastily searched her pocket, and collecting some small pieces of coin held them out to the man, who without distrust approached to take them. But the moment he took the money, Melanie made a sudden snatch at the stick, and wresting it from his … [Read more...]
"IT SUCKS TO BE YOU"….Tribute to All "EX-Husbands" Tee! Hee! Hee!
March 23, 2010 by
COLIN PERKEL / THE CANADIAN PRESS Bonnie Preece’s new "husband" wipes away her tears....... TORONTO -- A part-time supermarket cashier and occasional lottery-ticket buyer choked back tears Monday as she pondered how her bank balance had gone from under $100 to more than $20 million with the luck of the draw. An overwhelmed Bonnie Preece, 49, of London, Ont., flanked by her husband, William Rollings, and parents and sisters, collected half of Saturday's Lotto 6/49 jackpot. "For me, I can't … [Read more...]
“IT SUCKS TO BE YOU”….Tribute to All “EX-Husbands” Tee! Hee! Hee!
March 23, 2010 by
COLIN PERKEL / THE CANADIAN PRESS Bonnie Preece’s new "husband" wipes away her tears....... TORONTO -- A part-time supermarket cashier and occasional lottery-ticket buyer choked back tears Monday as she pondered how her bank balance had gone from under $100 to more than $20 million with the luck of the draw. An overwhelmed Bonnie Preece, 49, of London, Ont., flanked by her husband, William Rollings, and parents and sisters, collected half of Saturday's Lotto 6/49 jackpot. "For me, I can't … [Read more...]
Bloopers from Grade 8 – Grade 12
March 19, 2010 by
Actual Student Bloopers..........Tee! Hee! Hee! Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?" Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the … [Read more...]
Team Celebration is Interviewing Orchestras!
October 31, 2009 by
It is the pleasure of Team Celebration to Announce that the time has come to interview the ORCHESTRA! .... those who will fill the air of the Evening, between the Stars of the Night! Team Celebration has decided to use this website and offer our Guests the Democratic Option to Vote on Choices for Your Gala Evening! As one of our Honoured Guests told us, "Don't make this one of those all night Speaker Fundraisers, I have been going to those for decades....ugh!" We are taking all our … [Read more...]
MAPLE LODGE FARMS Supports Gala!
October 31, 2009 by
THANK YOU for Your Support, Maple Lodge Farms! Team Celebration. MERCI pour votre soutien, Maple Lodge Farms! Team Celebration. LINK: www.maplelodgefarms.com … [Read more...]
CHRISTINA SEIBOLD…Donates from Germany!
October 30, 2009 by
ART & EMOTION tells it all.... ....and it is Our Pleasure to have her on Team Celebration ! PLEASE VISIT: http://www.artsandemotion.de Welcome, Christina! … [Read more...]
BLUE JAYS Sponsor Gala!
October 12, 2009 by
Go BLUE JAYS Go! ........our own BLUE JAYS have joined the Cause! "A Celebration of Women" is excited to announce that our own National Baseball Team, has become a Sponsor, through Donation to our Silent Auction......we will surprise you at the Gala! www.bluejays.com … [Read more...]
Women Empowered, Never give Up! ….wise message from B.C.FORBES.
September 6, 2009 by
NEVER GIVE UP "History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats." @ B.C.Forbes If you are a born leader, clever and pretty, it is just possible that you can be an Alpha female, like someone else you know personally who leads well and aspires to beat the proverbial glass ceiling. Here are some easy steps to becoming that 'Alpha Female': Be … [Read more...]
POIZE MAGAZINE is Coming Soon!
September 4, 2009 by
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY The mission of the magazine is to reconstruct and empower women in the media, by recognizing all efforts of women in the world and inspiring them to achieve more. By that, Poize Magazine will feature stories of women around the world that will encompass everything from a little girl walking a senior across the road, the challenges of preparing a family meal, through to an established female enacting new laws for the nation in which she lives. Poize Magazine wants to … [Read more...]
HAYLEY SOLICH, a Woman of Action in Perth, Australia!!
September 4, 2009 by
Hayey Solich is networking with A Celebration of Women. Check out her space, as a Woman of Action in her community. LINK: http://allthingswomen.net LINK: www.upfrontenterprises.com 3 Shin Way, Kinross WA 6028 ABN: 219 346 22691 Ph: 08 9304 8446 0404 732 5 Hayley Solich commented on event 'A Celebration of Women" Gala Ball. Wow, this looks fabulous. Just wish I were closer and I would definitely be there! … [Read more...]
KIM MacGREGOR, Be …a Woman
August 28, 2009 by
Kim MacGregor is an international award winning author, publisher, motivational speaker and fundraiser. She uses her books for social good - having raised research money and awareness for different causes, including $150,000 for Cystic Fibrosis. In addition,she has raised thousands of dollars for Sick Kids, Colon Cancer Canada, Susan G. Komen Foundation, Sunnybrook Foundation and she is working now with Look Good Feel Better. Her latest book, Be a Woman: expressions of life is an inspirational, … [Read more...]
