BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN
Venus says:
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
We can use cosmetics without concern or question, should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.
We can wear platforms – which is why there is no such thing as a “little woman syndrome.”
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.
We got off the Titanic first.
We know Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous – they look like complete dorks in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We know it’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.
We can cry and get off speeding fines, most of the time.
We know that games are fun, but don’t believe there’s a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our…womanhood.
We see that Taxis stop for us.
We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever
We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.
BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN – Tee! Hee! Hee!
January 10, 2012 by
